My book

I've had this book idea forming itself in the back of my mind for some time now, and it seems now mentally fleshed out enough for me to sit down and start writing. The problem is, the writing gnome argues regularly with the father, husband, and breadwinner gnomes. Even when he beats those guys out, he is always dispatched rather handily by the lazy gnome. (All of these creatures live somewhere just below my sternum.) The lazy gnome beats the crap out of everyone.

So anyway, I need someone to tell me that they enjoy what I write enough that they would feel compelled to buy said book should the storyline interest them. I would like to know in advance if this endeavor has even a fighting chance of being profitable. The story idea rocks, though...but it's just controversial enough to have me shot by some secret society psychopath.

If anyone would like to purchase my book long in advance...EVEN BEFORE IT IS WRITTEN...please respond in the comments section with your email address, full name and address, as well as your credit card number with expiration date, and I will have your autographed copy out to you some time within the next twelve months. The purchase price, only because I like you, will be only $14.95. I kid, I kid...I think.